Ok, so I was wrong about Richard Herring. But, have you been keeping your eye on the late John Lennon? His movements may have been minimal since December 8th 1980 - I'll grant you that - but did you know that he once took part in an orgy comprising three bears (of gradual increasing size), a dormouse, two same-sex pigs and a sunflower? The sunflower is thought to have been involved because it looked really sad and floppy, sort of like a disappointed penis.
News to come.
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