Richard Herring is a covert salmon masking himself as a herring disguised as a human in the form of a border collie named Richard Herring. Surname and beard notwithstanding, his elaborate ploy has so far been very convincing and worryingly progressive. His plan to produce, capture and grow Stephen Fry's tears has, as of now, failed, but he did come quite close.
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