Doubting

There is no more news on our previous story. People don't care about the real issues, apparently. John Lennon is dead.

Pyjamas. Pyjamas are great. I wear pyjamas all the time, because they're comfortable. They're like wearing soft air. Air that just likes touching gently in weird and convenient places. They're insulating and touching me in places right now.

Caress not my feet, pyjamas bottoms, for that would decrease my mobility. Do not extend past my waist, for that would make me look like an idiot.

Thanks, pyjamas.